About This Game It's not easy, when your pizza is so cheesy.Head to Australia in the game critics are calling "Please stop emailing me!" Wage war on the suburbs using an armory of SUPERPOWERS and NOT-SO-SUPERPOWERS in your quest to rid the land of hunger and spread the joys of sexy pizza.What SUPERPOWERS do you get?A Personal Assistant Koala , Black Magic, A Cloned Flash Mob, a Time Machine and Bovine Growth Hormones, just to name a few. Nothing particularly weird.How about DESTRUCTABLE ENVIRONMENTS and A BANGIN' SOUNDTRACK?If the game didn't have those, this would all be a waste of your time. I wouldn't waste you time!Can I make it rain in the game?Geez, you just dont know when to quit, do you? OF COURSE YOU CAN MAKE IT RAIN.Who do you play as?Tortoiseman was born on planet Tortopia before being sent to Earth by his father, J-Dilla, just before the planet's destruction. On Earth, he was adopted by a bogan pizza chef and his wife. Also, he started to display baller superpowers, which he decided to use for the benefit of humanity. Using the awesomely fake name Cornelius Pretorius, he is a pizza boy for World’s Fastest Pizza, a Fremantle fast-food restaurant.Is Channing Tatum in the game?Sure.Matthew McConaughey?Why not.But what about the...HUSH, child. I know you have many questions, but all I can say is that the answers lie within this remarkable game! 6d5b4406ea Title: World's Fastest PizzaGenre: Action, Indie, SimulationDeveloper:Oscar BrittainPublisher:Oscar BrittainRelease Date: 15 Mar, 2016 World's Fastest Pizza Hacked world record fastest pizza eating. guinness world record fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza maker. world's fastest pizza play. world's fastest pizza cutter. pali world's fastest pizza maker. world's fastest pizza maker dominos. fastest pizza delivery in the world. guinness world record fastest pizza eating. world record fastest pizza eating. world record for fastest pizza maker. world's fastest pizza dantdm. guinness world record fastest pizza eating. world's fastest pizza maker 2016. world's fastest pizza delivery game. world's fastest pizza box maker. world's fastest pizza oven. world record for the fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza dantdm. world's fastest pizza eater. world's fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza box folder. world's fastest pizza maker. world's fastest pizza box maker. puncture repair kit world's fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza box folder dominos. world's fastest pizza box folder. world's fastest pizza game. world's fastest pizza boxer. world record fastest pizza making. world's fastest pizza play. world record for fastest pizza maker. world's fastest pizza maker 2016. fastest pizza delivery in the world. world record for fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza oven. world's fastest pizza order lyrics. pali world's fastest pizza maker. world record fastest pizza. world record for fastest pizza eating. world's fastest pizza order. world record for fastest pizza eating. world's fastest pizza order lyrics. world's fastest pizza order. world's fastest pizza maker 2018. world's fastest pizza delivery game. world's fastest pizza boxer. world record for fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza eater. world record fastest pizza. world record for the fastest pizza. world record fastest pizza making. world's fastest pizza box folder dominos. world's fastest pizza maker 2018. world's fastest pizza maker dominos. world's fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza game. puncture repair kit world's fastest pizza. guinness world record fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza cutter This is a fast arcade like game, similar to Zombies Ate my Neighbors.Pros:Lots of levels with randomized goal areas for pizza dropsMany unique upgradesVariety of unique enemiesVery rewarding for good movement (Faster pizza delivery gives more money)Cons:I played for about half an hour with my arrows keys and my fingers are exhausted. When you get superspeed it becomes even more intense. You really should play this with a controller or joystickThere's a boss that isn't really explained how to beat and you just run around confused as to how you kill him. You'll easily make it back to him thoughMy main gripe is the kamikaze enemies that do massive damage. They might kill even if you have the 420 health upgrade but I'm not sure, they're just not very fun.EDIT: I'd really like a pause button and to be able to run the game in windowed mode but there are no options to do so. Fat Pizza: The Video Game. Got called a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. This is a fast arcade like game, similar to Zombies Ate my Neighbors.Pros:Lots of levels with randomized goal areas for pizza dropsMany unique upgradesVariety of unique enemiesVery rewarding for good movement (Faster pizza delivery gives more money)Cons:I played for about half an hour with my arrows keys and my fingers are exhausted. When you get superspeed it becomes even more intense. You really should play this with a controller or joystickThere's a boss that isn't really explained how to beat and you just run around confused as to how you kill him. You'll easily make it back to him thoughMy main gripe is the kamikaze enemies that do massive damage. They might kill even if you have the 420 health upgrade but I'm not sure, they're just not very fun.EDIT: I'd really like a pause button and to be able to run the game in windowed mode but there are no options to do so. Nice game, ya druggo wankas. cost $50AUD and took 6 hours to download 10\/10. Probably the most accurate portrayal of Australia I have ever witnessed. The (un)official prequal of what happened before Hotline Miami. 10\/10. Nice game, ya druggo wankas
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